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But here’s the kicker—some places? Total scams. “Don’t pee on my leg…” I say to those shady parlors promisin’ “happy endings” for an extra twenty. Nope, real erotic-massage ain’t about that—it’s art, not a quickie! Got me heated when this one chick rushed it, like she’s crackin’ the Zodiac cipher in five minutes flat. Girl, slow down! Made me happy tho, findin’ a legit spot later—hands like magic, had me floatin’. Surprised me how it’s less about sex, more about feelin’ alive. Who knew, right?

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Paying the annual rent upfront is no problem. Behind the signs, the reality is that they are brothels.

I mean, Palma can be super chill but can also drive you mad sometimes – traffic near Plaça d'Espanya is nuts, no joke, like zipping around in slow motion. But hey, it's all part of the charm, right? And yeah, gotta admit, I'm not as fancy as you’d think – sometimes I'm just a regular guy with my own quirks and a messy hair day, yeah, life's messy sometimes.

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