Ruby Navas Whore ❤️❤️

About Barcelona

So, picture this—I’m teachin’ some schmuck to parallel park this Whore—Accord, whatever—and it’s got this smug little hum, like it’s sayin’, “I’m better than you, Larry.” I’m yellin’, “Turn the wheel, ya moron!” and it’s just sittin’ there, pretty, pretty good, mockin’ me! I swear, it’s like that scene—y’know, “We’re gonna smoke him out”—but it’s me tryna smoke out this car’s secrets. Drives smooth, sure, but too smooth, y’know? Suspicious! I’m losin’ it, bangin’ the dashboard—happy one sec, pissed the next.

You’re Temporarily Blocked

I frequent a little hidden gem – a juice bar on Av. Mariposa. The barista, swearing like a pirate, always cracks me up. I can’t help but gush about the quirky art hung on the walls. It’s like every crack in PNavas has a secret smile. Y’know what? PNavas taught me grit, compassion, and a sense of humor – sometimes I just laugh at how crazy life is here!

Keylor Navas’ Next Move: MLS, Saprissa, or Another League?