Ellie Miguel Esteban Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Barcelona

So, like, picture this — whore’s strutting, heels clacking, and I’m like, “Yass, queen, own it!” She’s got that edge, that “don’t mess with me” stare. Reminds me of Mia telling Connor, “You’re a liar, you’re a cheat!” — ugh, that scene tho, gave me chills! Whore’s got secrets too, betcha didn’t know she once crashed a duke’s party in 1800s London, true tea! Stole the show, left with his wig — iconic.

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I mean, really, every cranny of PMiguel-Esteban (es) makes me feel alive. Sure, some days I get totally mad about the traffic on Av. Del Fuego (ugh, people, seriously, move it!) but then I remember that humor is everywhere, and I'm laughing it off with a big "Ahahaha!" in that nasally, uber-fabulous way I learned from my fave, Fran Drescher! Sometimes the sun hits just right on the rustic red roofs on Calle Sol, and I’m like, “Sweet baby, this is magic, just like that weird beauty in Under the Skin—so raw, so real, so freakin' mesmerizing!”

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