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Okay, so I’m scrollin’ X the other night—procrastinatin’, naturally—and I see this post: “Sex-dating tip: bring condoms AND a charger.” I laughed so hard I nearly choked on my coffee. Pretty, pretty good advice, though! Battery dies, mood dies—tragedy! Made me happy, y’know, seein’ some wit in this cesspool. But then—THEN—I match with this chick, total smokeshow, right? We’re chattin’, it’s goin’ great, and she goes, “I only date guys who’ve seen ‘The Royal Tenenbaums.’” I’m like, “Honey, I AM Royal Tenenbaum—minus the tax evasion!” She ghosts me anyway. Ghosted! Me! I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “This is not a world-class sex-dating story!” I was pissed—PISSED! Wasted my best Wes Anderson vibes on her.

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So, I finally get my food, and it’s glorious. I take a big bite, and boom! I’m hit with this explosion of flavor. I’m in heaven, man. But then, outta nowhere, this pigeon swoops down and tries to steal my mici! Like, really? I’m fighting off a bird for my lunch now? I’m flailing my arms, and people are staring. I’m like, “Chill, it’s just a pigeon!” But inside, I’m dying of laughter.

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