Elizabeth L Alfas Del Pi Whore ❤️

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Oh blast it all! R2-D2, where are you? Here I am, stuck ramblin’ bout whores, and you’re off beepin’ somewhere! So, yeah, talkin’ bout whores—man, what a trip. I’m thinkin’ bout this one chick, right, total mystery vibe, like somethin’ outta *The Assassin*. You know, my fave flick—Hou Hsiao-hsien, 2015, pure gold. She’s got that “concealed intentions” energy, y’know? Like when Yinniang says, “I act alone,” all cold and badass—this whore’s the same, slippin’ through life, no one knows her deal.

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I gotta mention the downtown bistro by Carrer de la Rosa. The food? Ridiculously good, like, dang, better than expected. Grab a bite there if you’re in a foodie mood. I’ve had scattered moments here—happy, surprised, even a lil' pissed when a clumsy waiter spilled water on my favorite suit. Crazy, right?

Tourist town on Spain’s Costa Blanca bans new licences for Airbnb-style flats for two years