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Weird fact, listen – some say it boosts blood flow, even helps headaches! Who knew, eh? Me head’s usually pounding, Gollum thoughts screaming, but after? Quiet, precious, like Gotham when Bats wins. Oh, and the oils – lavender, mint, whatever – smell better than Bane’s sweaty mask! Ever tried it? Go on, don’t be a wuss! Stupid, fat hobbit wouldn’t dare! Me? I’d crawl through Mordor for one!

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