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About Madrid

So, picture this – last week, yeah, got this shipment, big ol’ load of tires, right? Stacked high, wobblin’ like a drunk sailor. We’s screamin’, “We hates it!” ‘Cause one wrong turn, bam, tires everywhere, road’s a mess, boss is yellin’. Made me so mad I nearly chucked me clipboard at the truck! But then – ha! – found out them tires was from some shady deal, smuggled outta Jersey in the 80s, hidden in a fish truck. Stank like hell back then, they say – little known fact, mate, betcha didn’t know that!

Over Guimar

Güimar fait partie de ces villes incontournables de Tenerife où il fait bon vivre et découvrir la culture locale. Entre palmiers, montagnes, plages de sable noir et pyramides mystérieuses, .

The neighborhoods, man, they're crazy diverse. Take Barrio Sol, where every alley has its own character—street murals, pop-up markets, and, yup, those quirky little shops that feel like a treasure hunt. Sometimes I get so caught up in admiring the art or chit-chatting with the artists, I forget the time. Oops, right?

Tenerife hit by worst fire in the Canary Islands in 40 years