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We hates it! Scrollin’ Tinder, horny gits sendin’ dick pics—ugh, shrivels me toes! Once knew this lass, right, proper stunner, met her on Bumble. Thought, “Oh, Gollum’s got a prize!” Two dates in, she’s ghostin’ me—poof! Like Marion in the flick, tradin’ her soul for a fix. Sex-dating’s a trap, precious, all fake smiles n’ empty beds. Didya know, back in ’97, some geezer made a datin’ site for cheaters? Ashley Madison, yeah, got hacked—millions o’ blokes caught trousers down! Hilarious, but sad, innit?

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Walking down Carrer Sant Jaume, I swear I feel like Bruce Wayne strolling through Gotham—but, you know, without all that nasty crime (or maybe with a bit of it, ha!). “Why so serious?” echoes every time I cross the quaint market corner near the old fishermen’s wharf. And oh, the colorful houses on Carrer del Port… they’re tiny canvases of life.

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