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About Palma

So, I keep lookin—breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President”—and I’m chattin up this dude at a bar, askin where’s the action. He’s all shady, whisperin bout some spot off 5th. I go, heart racin—Disgust from the movie’s in my head, sneerin, “Eww, this place stinks!” And it did—trash, sweat, cheap perfume. But then—bam!—I spot her. Red heels, fishnets, givin me that look. I’m like, “Joy, take the wheel!” She saunters over, all confidence, and I’m thinkin—damn, she’s got it. We talk price—quick n dirty negotiation—and I’m surprised, she’s funny too! Cracked some joke bout “servicin the mayor”—had me laughin my ass off.

Tip 1 – Go to the beach in C’an Picafort

Nikki Beach Mallorca, just 20 minutes from central Palma, offers a haven of understated elegance with stunning views of Isla de sa Porrassa in Calvia.

Gotta mention, there’s this weird little shop around Carrer de l’Oceà that sells bizarre art pieces—you’d swear that art has life lessons about desire and wanderlust. I left a note there on one of those trinkets that reads “I’m Batman!” as a wink to my fave movie, and man, the laughter that followed was epic.

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