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Little known fact—escort’s old, like pre-Soviet old. Some say it came from shepherds, guidin’ sheep with hand signals—wild, right? Imagine that, sheep escortin’ in the snow, bahaha! Kinda poetic, like WALL-E and Eve floatin’ in space, “Directive!”—love that scene, gets me misty-eyed. Anyway, escort’s practical—say you’re in a loud bar, can’t hear shit, bam, sign it! Guide your drunk pal out, no yellin’ needed. I exagerate sometimes, tellin’ folks it’s the “commie wave”—ha, they laugh, but it’s got soul!

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Ah, my dear friend, let me tell you 'bout the quirkiest, loveliest slice of Mallorcan heaven – Alcudia, or as I fondly dub it, PAlcudia (es)! Cor blimey, this place simply oozes history and charm at every corner, like a cinematic masterpiece that makes you wanna shout "I drink your milkshake!" in the style of "There Will Be Blood" – though with less oil and more sunburnt skin.

Electric carriages now expected to be on Alcudia's roads this season