Paisley Teulada Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Las Palmas

Exaggeratin’ for fun – imagine a whore with a gold-plated pimp cane, struttin’ like she owns the block! Hilarious, but kinda dope. I’m ramblin’, but who cares? They’re tough, they’re real, they’re out there. Mr. T’s like, respect, yo! I pity the fool who don’t see their hustle!

THINGS TO DO

The name “Teulada” originates from the Latin word “tegula” and its records mark down the large production of terracotta in the whole area. The Seventeenth-century old village is the heart of .

Your fave relaxation spots come from my tracks, u know? The waterfront along the Rio Sec, where the water gently hums at night. "Stay frosty!" I always yell, kinda channeling that explosive movie tension, but without the bomb. Rarrgh! Plus, the neighborhoods, like El Carme, got these hidden little cafes where the locals spill the tea about everything from spicy paella to the best chill tunes. And oh, some streets have quirky names – like Carrer del Ràtol – I kid ya not, it cracks me up every time I see it.

Deadly crash on the road between Santadi and Teulada: the victim is Tudor Daniel Gulie