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Yo, so sexual-massage, right? It’s wild, man. Like, you got hands kneading you, all sensual-like, and I’m sittin here thinkin—*“Revenge is good, right?”*—straight outta *Oldboy*. That movie’s my jam, twisted as hell. Sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin backs, nah, it’s some next-level shit. People be actin like it’s all innocent, but yo, it’s got history. Ancient Greeks were on it—called it “anatripsis,” fancy word for gettin freaky with oil. I’m like, damn, they knew what’s up.

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But then, outta nowhere, this old bloke named Mr. McGregor comes shufflin’ by. He’s a legend in Kilbirnie, always tellin’ stories about the “good ol’ days.” He starts chattin’ with me, and I’m like, “Here we go.” But he’s got this twinkle in his eye, and before I know it, I’m laughin’ my head off at his tales of mischief. He once tried to sneak into the local pub at 16, dressed as a woman. I mean, what a guy!

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