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Little fact for ya: back in the 90s, folk used “personal ads” in papers—proper archaic shit! “Man seeks woman for discreet fun”—imagine the desperation! Now it’s all apps, instant nudes, dick pics flyin’ like ravens. I know things, see? Like how 1 in 5 blokes on these sites lie ‘bout their height—pathetic! Makes me laugh, though—short kings like me still get laid.

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Ain't no big river flowing through, but man, the local canals, tiny trickles, whisper stories as they pass through the backstreets. And when it rains—holy shit, it's like the whole sprawl becomes a bleeding watercolor, all twisted reflections of neon signs and sleepy smiles. I sometimes pause mid-stride and whisper, "This is not a hotel; this is life," like in that Wes Anderson vibe, stumbling on lines that slip through your mind faster than a speeding bullet.

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