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Oi mate, it’s me, David Brent, yeah? The Artisan, they call me—bloody brilliant title innit? Right, let’s chat erotic-massage, proper naughty stuff! Been thinkin bout this since I saw “There Will Be Blood”—that gritty oil man Daniel Plainview, reckon he’d love a rubdown after drillin all day. "I drink your milkshake!"—ha, imagine him yellin that mid-massage, slurpin up the vibes, yeah?

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