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So, I’m Patrick Star, duh—big pink dummy, right? “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” I’d ask, ‘cause I’d probs slather it on thinkin’ it’s massage oil! Hah! Bet some dude did that once—lil’ known fact, back in old Greece, they used olive oil for this stuff! True story, swear it! Bet they smelled like salad while gettin’ all loosey-goosey. Me? I’d be gigglin’—hands ticklin’ my blubbery bits, oh man, happy vibes all over!

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Now, some personal notes: running a spa in Rojales has its quirks. Imagine trying to maintain zen among crazy tourists on Calle Sol or dealing with the local council about noise complaints from my happy, bubbly clients – it’s maddening sometimes, but oh so rewarding! I recall one particularly sunny afternoon – sweltering, by the way – when a rogue seagull stole a cucumber sandwich off my counter. I nearly lost it, I tell ya! But then, like Riley finding her inner balance, I chuckled, thinking “This is life, bippity bop!”

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