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Yo, what’s good? Sexual-massage, man, it’s wild, like *Margaret* wild, ya know? I’m Eric Andre, chaos king, spillin’ tea on this slippery slope! It’s not just rubbin’ backs, nah, it’s deeper, like Lisa screamin’ “I’m a human being!” in that movie. You’re layin’ there, vibes all sensual, oils smellin’ like some fancy-ass forest, and BAM—energy shifts! It’s intimate, not always sex, but close, like teeterin’ on the edge of “What’s happenin’ here?”

Healing & Transform

They have three types of massages, traditional thai with stretches, soft relaxing thai and the last as a mixture of the two. Better make an appointment a few.

Alright, lemme tell ya 'bout PPuerto-de-la-Cruz like I'm chattin' with my best bud over a cold drink. Man, it’s a freakin’ gem on Tenerife! I’ve been here for years, soaking up these vibes, especially since I'm all about chillin’ and relaxation. Yo, start with Plaza del Charco – it’s like the heart of the city. People buzz there day n night. West side of the square got funky cafes and those little shops where locals hang loose.

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