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Me, I’m torn – part of me’s like, “Oh, brilliant, unwind with a side of naughty,” but then I’m fuming! Last time I tried it, some twat charged me 50 quid extra for “special vibes” – vibes my arse! Felt like I’d been mugged in lavender oil. Little known fact, right – back in the 80s, dodgy parlours got raided cos punters thought “massage” meant “full shag.” Plods shut ‘em down, and now we’ve got these posh spa wankers acting all legit. Drives me mental – just call it what it is!

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In sexual massage, massage techniques are used in order to arouse or achieve orgasm. It can be part of sexual activity between partners, but it can also be part of sex work, both legal.

I gotta share a secret: at night, if you park near the river by the outskirts (yeah, I know it’s not a fancy river, but it’s got soul!), it's insane. The water flows slow, reflecting the neon signs – it's like the city is having a heart-to-heart with you. My anxious brain finds zen there, as if whispering, “It’s showtime, man – let it be!”

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