Cora Llucmajor Whore ❤️

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I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my coffee, thinkin’, “Would WALL-E date a whore?” Prob’ly not, he’s too shy, but EVE might—she’s got sass! *nasally* “Eeee-va!”—see, I can hear her now, zappin’ pimps with that laser arm! *laughs* HA-HA-HA! Anyway, whores got stories, hon. They’re scrappy survivors, like WALL-E stackin’ trash. Ain’t glamorous, but damn, they’re tough! Respect, ya know? Respect! Now, pass me that bagel—I’m starvin’!

One of Mallorca’s oldest and most authentic towns

Llucmajor is a town in Llucmajor, Balearic Islands and has about 11, residents. Mapcarta, the open map.

You ask about my favorite spots? Alright, listen – near the local market is a dingy coffee shack that barely looks like a place to get caffeine but, oh boy, its espresso is life. I’m such a sucker; even when my code is buggy AF, one sip makes everything “pretty, pretty good.” And on some chilly nights I wander around the foothills, just ranting at the stars, pondering on life like, “No, seriously, what is this?” My dating app mess-ups maybe, but hey, I'm an honest dude here, not sh-tin’ around.

New parking regulations in Llucmajor in Spain's Mallorca