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I was surprised, y’know, first time I stumbled into one—thought it’d be all hush-hush, but nope, lady was like, “Relax, cowboy!” Had me laughin’ like a hyena—specially when she hit that spot on my back, felt like freedom ringin’! Reminds me of Celine in the movie sayin’, “You’re gonna miss that plane”—hell, I’d miss a whole war for this! Ain’t no stiff neck gonna misunderestimate me after that, nosiree.

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I remember one day, work was nuts, and I took a break at the Mirador de La Orotava. The view was insane – mountains, valleys, and that mighty Teide peeking in the distance. I was like, "Brother, this is as far from heaven as it gets!" And yeah, sometimes the vibe makes me mad too, like when traffic jams on Calle Real slow ya down – c'mon, man, even here life ain't perfect!

Tenerife Cabildo announces that all roads to Teide National Park are reopened