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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, Community Manager, and I hate everything. Sex-dating? Pfft, what a mess. Buncha desperate weirdos swipin’ right, hopin’ to get laid. Reminds me of “Only Lovers Left Alive”—vampires, broodin’, sexy, but miserable. That’s sex-dating in a nutshell. You got these apps, right? Tinder, Bumble, whatever—total chaos. People lyin’ about their height, usin’ filters like they’re goddamn Picasso. “I’ve been alive for centuries,” Adam’d say, starin’ at some chick’s fake profile. Me? I’d rather carve a canoe than date online.

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Now lemme get personal: my work means I wander these streets at weird hours. Sometimes I code in a coffee shop on Avenida Estación, buzzin' with love stories and midnight serenades. I get hit with those movie lines, like “the wind is a song.” And shelve that – my dating app gets real inspo from these secret alley conversations.

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