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But oh, when it works—pure gold! Hooked up with this one gal, legs for days, voice like velvet. We’re at it like rabbits, and I’m thinkin, “What is this enchantment?” Straight outta Del Toro’s flick—“The labyrinth is a place of mystery.” Sex-dating’s got that vibe—half the thrill’s not knowin if they’re a nymph or a nightmare. Little fact for ya: back in 2010, Grindr crashed cause too many horny buggers logged on at once. Chaos, mate—blokes ragin, cocks out, no matches!

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Bruh, geez, you wouldn’t believe some days. My job though? Oh, it’s wild—swiping, matching, texting all day long. Hard feelings when ya see fake profiles, like, come on man, be real already! And maddening, get this: I even programmed a darn algorithm for that—lol, it’s like my little WALL-E, to lead love, it must! And I swear, sometimes the bugs make me wanna yell “I’m so trash compactor-d!”

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