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Now, I ain’t sayin’ it don’t work. Some swear it’s magic—relaxes ya, gets the blood pumpin’, maybe even fixes yer sad sack love life. Studies say it jacks up oxytocin, that cuddly hormone. Great, now I’m a damn scientist. Hate that. But here’s the kicker: in Japan, they got this “nurugel” stuff—slimy as hell, like wrestlin’ an eel. Supposed to make it sensual. Sensual my ass, I’d slip off the table and sue.

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Calle La Luz is cool too, but watch out for the potholes! They ain’t slick. I once tripped on one and nearly gassed out laughin' – typical, right? And when I get pissed off at the endless honks, I shout "I pity the fool who doesn't see the beauty in chaos!"

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