Charlotte Icod De Los Vinos Whore ❤️

About Zaragoza

I knew this gal once—stripper, not a whore, but close—worked Vegas, made bank, huge bank. Little secret? She’d stash tips in her hair—wild, right? Nobody knew! Smart, like me, Donald Trump, always thinkin’. Whores got that hustle—respect! Not like those lazy losers, sleepin’ all day. Makes me mad, so mad—work hard, people! Whores do! They’re out there, grindin’, no whining.

GARACHICO – ICOD DE LOS VINOS – MASCA – Touring Tenerife’s Delightful Northcoast

Man, I remember when I first opened me spa on Avenida de la Salud – now that’s my pride, my joy. I’d catch bits of gossip from locals about the best wine spots too, like Casa de Vinos, where the locals chat like “That’s one heck of a brew.” It gives me such a buzz – a mashup of chill vibes and epic convo, just like the film Spotlight said, “I’m sad to say it, but that’s the way it is!” But, like, you get me drift.

Tenerife: Far from the crowds