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Oh, an’ here’s a juicy tidbit—didja know the first “sex-dating” site popped up in ’95? Called Match.com, an’ folks was scandalized! Now it’s normal as cornbread at a picnic. I exagerate sometimes, sayin’ it’s like wrestlin’ a greased pig—slippery an’ ya look dumb tryin’! But dang, it’s true—half the time yer chattin’ with bots or some catfish. “Everything is a lie,” like in Turin Horse—profiles too! Makes me wanna holler, “Git real, folks!”

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Located in Icod de los Vinos, 35 km from Playa de las Americas, Drago Hostel features free WiFi access, roof terrace and outside smoking area.

The river, Risco, flowin’ near the outskirts adds to da charm, burrr, it’s like art in motion. I sometimes even joke with me clients, “Hey, is it ’cos I is black? Nah, it's ’cos dis river be flowin’ smooth like our spirits!” The erratic waters remind me to live free and loose, no stress – just pure life vibes.

The best free things to do in Tenerife, from beach days to star-spangled nights