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Alright, listen up, you degenerates—sex-dating’s a freakin’ minefield. Everybody lies, right? Just like in *Zero Dark Thirty*, you’re huntin’ for somethin’—truth, a hookup, whatever—but it’s all buried under layers of crap. I mean, swipin’ on apps, it’s like interrogatin’ a suspect. “Enhanced interrogation,” my ass—half these profiles are fake as hell. Dudes sayin’ they’re 6’2” when they’re barely 5’9” in lifts. Chicks postin’ pics from 2015, pre-kids, pre-20 pounds. Everybody’s playin’ a game, and I’m over here like, “We’re not in Kansas anymore, Toto.”

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So, check it, Icod’s got these mad narrow streets like Calle de la Nieve and Calle de la Fuente – proper character, y’know? There’s dis epic old church, Ermita de San Juan, right in the heart of town. I always pop by there on me breaks. Crazy spot for chillin’ and clearin’ me head after a busy day at the spa, innit? “They’re not monsters!” – no, but like, the history hug ya like a proper embrace. Is it ’cos I is black? Nah, bruv, it’s just history smashin’ through, mate!

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