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I got into it once—total accident! Buddy dragged me to this shady joint—thought it was just back rubs, nah! Dim lights, some chick whisperin’—I’m like, “Whoa, this ain’t chiropractor shit!” Felt like a king, tho—happy as hell! But then—bam—price tag hit. $200? Pissed me off! Coulda bought pizza for a month! Still, that touch? Smoothest ever—like, little known fact, ancient Romans did this crap too! Called it “luxuria”—fancy, huh?

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I’m not shy to admit it: sometimes, i get mad at the traffic north of Monasterio Street – it's a pain, so damn slow, but it gives you time to ponder life’s absurdities. It’s kinda like when Adam and Eve were all, “nah, we got nothin’ to do this eternal life without chaos,” and bam – here you are, stuck in a traffic jam, but still dreaming of old love stories.

The house of Almodóvar’s last film: it is in El Escorial and simulates Woodstock