Harper Costa Teguise Sex Escort ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Palma

Oi mate, so escort, yeah? fuckin hell, what a mess that can be! i’m sittin here, thinkin bout it, like, who even needs escorts? sad bastards, that’s who! reminds me of *Toni Erdmann* – you know, that german flick i bloody love. that scene where he’s all, “life is just improvisation,” cacklin like a twat – escort’s the same, innit? pure chaos, no script, just wingin it with some bird you paid for. i reckon it’s a right laugh, but also tragic, yeah? like, imagine the geezer who’s so lonely he’s shellin out for a shag – breaks my heart, then i piss myself laughin!

Shemale Escorts, Tranny Escorts, Transexual Escorts

If you are looking for a good atmosphere with call girls or escorts in Lanzarote, Club 55 Costa Teguise is your best choice. An exclusive and discrete club.

I get all kind of feels here – joy, rage, and surprise. Like, I got mad at how some visitors don’t appreciate the art in small alleyways. But then, a kind stray dog or a smile from a local makes everything alright. I'm talkin’ about passion, man.

Spain's Lanzarote island hit by flooding after torrential rain