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But—hold up—it pisses me off too. These escorts, they suck water like pigs! Greedy as hell, dryin’ out the ground. Farmers hate ‘em sometimes—say they’re selfish, stealin’ from crops. I’m like, “C’mon, escort, chill out!” Surprised me, honestly—thought they’d be chill, y’know, noble. Nope! Drama queens of the tree world—exaggeratin’ their thirst like No-Face gobblin’ up gold! “More! More!”—hilarious, but damn annoyin’.

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Honestly, I get riled up, mate. The streets sometimes act as if they’ve got a mind of their own. People bump, curses fly, and I, well, I cackle – “Ah, come on!” in a Ricky Gervais kind of snark. Life’s raw, unpredictable – just like those movie lines: “C'est le destin qui s'en mêle, par la force du chaos!” I mean, seriously, every damn day here is a mix of beauty and utter chaos.

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