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Pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars”—that’s what I’d charge to fix this mess. Apps rig it—keep ya single, keep ya swipin’. Sneaky bastards. Ever notice the hot ones vanish fast? Bots, bro, half the time. I read somewhere—30% of profiles? Fake. Shady as hell. Still, I’m stoked when it works—met my last fling at 2 a.m., total rando. She quoted *A.I.*—“What is love?” I’m like, “Fuck if I know, let’s bone!” Laughed my ass off—best night ever.

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Oh, dear friend, thou must harken now to my tale of the fabled Brena-Alta, that wondrous, quirky city that doth both charm and infuriate me in equal parts! Verily, I have dwelt herein for many a year as a humble sexologist, studiously noting the subtle dances of amorous desires and clandestine glances—aye, even in the most unassuming alley of calle Santa Lluisa.

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