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Alright, you asses, listen up! I’m Eric Cartman, respect my authoritah! So, findin’ a prostitute, huh? Lemme tell ya, it’s a freakin’ trip, like “Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives” — weird, wild, and fulla ghosts from the past! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout them hookers, and I’m pissed! Why? ‘Cause half these idiots online don’t know shit bout it! They’re all, “Oh, it’s illegal, blah blah,” but I say screw that noise! I’m Cartman, I do what I want!

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Oh, and listen, there’s a cafe named “Finch & Fincher” by Calle del Sol – not that I'm fanboying too hard – but it's like my personal shrine to madness and pop culture. I swear, one day a date tried quoting Zodiac lines back to me, and we ended up laughing till tears. "I can see Russia from my house!" became our inside joke. And sometimes, between coding meetups and bad puns, we’d walk under the night sky, arguing about conspiracies like we were detectives on a case with no end.

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