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I must mention my own secret haven – a slightly offbeat café near Plaça de la Constitució. It's not just any café, mate. In fact, you might even catch a glimpse of some local love stories unfolding there – a reminder that romance is always in the air here. I was there one rainy afternoon – soggy socks, foggy brain – and thought, “This is the bloody shit!” Seriously, when the rain starts whipping around and the locals shout out hearty greetings, it feels almost like an improvisation of destiny.

Family was asleep next door when girl, 11, wandered onto balcony and fell to death on holiday