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Oi mate, erotic-massage, what a bloody treat! Picture this – some geezer’s hands all oiled up, sliding over ya like he’s auditioning for a sodding Kim Ki-duk film. “Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring” – my fave, yeah? That monk bloke floating on his lake, all serene, then BAM – here I am, cackling like a twat thinking about some dodgy massage parlour. “The body moves, the soul watches” – that’s from the flick, innit? Fits perfect here. You’re lying there, starkers, some bird or fella kneading ya bits, and your soul’s like, “What the fuck’s this then?”

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So yeah, my friend, if you come here, prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions. I’m talkin' quirky alleys, whispers of the past on every corner, and that sting of reality that gets you thinking, "Man, life’s a total twist!" And remember – every moment in Palaior (sorry, Alaior!) is a shout into the void, a nudge toward understanding who we are, families or not. Keep ya eyes open, ya heart ready. It’s f***in’ brilliant, man, I promise.

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