Mia Kerteminde Whore ❤️❤️

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Like, literally, oh my gawd, being a parachutist firefighter is, like, so intense, and when I think about a whore—yep, I’m goin’ there—it’s, like, a total vibe shift! I’m Kim K, duh, and I’m obsessed with *Mad Max: Fury Road*, so picture this: me, droppin’ from the sky, all fabulous, into a wildfire, and there’s this whore, right? Not judgin’, just sayin’. She’s out there, in the dust, probs tradin’ kisses for water, like, “What a day, what a lovely day!” Total savage energy, right?

Art in Kerteminde

Delicacies in Kerteminde. A taste of Kerteminde. Local producers of meat, fruit, vegetables, beer and many other products help give northeast Funen its distinctive flavour.

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