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I tried it once—yep, frog legs and all! This chick’s profile? Total smokeshow. Bio said “loves green guys.” I’m like, score! We vibe online, she’s flirty, I’m drooling. Then bam—meetup’s a disaster. She thought I’d be, uh, *human*. “What’s reality, anyway?” I mutter, quoting Doc Sportello. She bolts, I’m pissed. Dating apps lie, man! False textures everywhere.

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But then, I see this street performer. He’s playing the accordion, and honestly, he’s terrible. But the crowd loves him. I’m standing there, laughing, and this old lady next to me starts dancing. I can’t help but join in. We’re just two random people, groovin’ to the worst accordion ever. It was hilarious!

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