Natalie Haslev Brothel ❤️

About Roskilde

Okay, so, real talk—I went to this brothel once, not even kidding, in Amsterdam obvi, and I was SHOOK. The girls were fierce, strutting in heels, owning it—like, “Who’s the boss here?” I was legit happy for them, like, get that coin, queens! But then, ugh, this creepy dude was lurking, staring too hard—made me SO mad, like, “Back off, loser!” Total buzzkill. Probs smelled like stale beer too, ew.

The history of brothels

The cheapest way to get from Haslev to Stockholm costs only $70, and the quickest way takes just 4 hours. Find the travel option that best suits you.

Unbelievable little gem on Østergade – it's a faded building that’s been around since forever, kinda like that persistent, sweet sadness that lingers in Wong Kar-wai's frames. Trust me, it’s a vibe, almost surreal. And don’t even get me started on the river that flows by – Vandløbet. It might look like any other water stream, but on quiet mornings, it hums tunes that instantly melt your tension away. Kind of like a secret hum, like a heart whispering “in the mood for love.”

The record-breaking, world-beating journey of Team Hoestmaelingen