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Favorite thing? The slang whores invented—ever hear “claptrap”? Old-school for STDs, ‘cause it’d “clap” ya ass shut. Hella dark, hella funny. I’d be runnin’ thru the woods, choppin’ logs, yellin’, “Watch out for the claptrap, fam!” Shit’s wild. Oh, and—personal quirk—I’d totally ask a whore for life advice. Bet she’d say some shit like Wanda: “You’re a funny kind of saint.” Deep, yo. Exaggeratin’ for drama? Picture me, Lumberjack, in a bar, screamin’, “WHORE’S THE REAL MVP!” while Ida’s playin’ in the background, silent as fuck.

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So, Allerød’s got this vibe, ja? Streets like Købmagergade and Hovedgaden – they're buzzing with life. You're gonna see neat cafés, quirky little shops – oh, and oh! There’s this super cute park, Østre Park, where you can just sit and clear ya mind. Seriously, it's a haven for a relaxation specialist like me. I used to sit there meditatively listening to birds chirp, and I’d always think, “I’ll be back,” just like in White Material, remindin’ me to come again and again.

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