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About Copenhagen

Here’s a fun fact—didja know erotic massage goes back centuries? Ancient Tantra stuff, India, like 5,000 years ago! They were all about “energy flow”—chakras, vibes, the works. And I’m sittin’ here, steamed up, thinkin’, “Energy flow? More like cash flow!” ‘Cause let’s be real, this ain’t cheap. You’re droppin’ 200 bucks for some stranger to—well, y’know—*touch* you. And I’m like, “Why am I mad about this?” It’s capitalism, baby! But then it hits—those hands, that pressure—it’s worth it. Pretty, pretty good payoff.

Sex In Copenhagen

Honestly, Copenhagen makes me happy, but damn, it also pisses me off sometimes. I get mad at the smog, the rain, ugh, and the traffic. Yet it’s still magic, like a riddle from Batman himself. I remember one time, a wrong turn on Nørrebrogade got me lost in an epic maze of street art and indie shops – mind blown, man! So many colors, so many signs, so many typos in the signs, I mean, it was beautiful chaos.

Several injured in Copenhagen after elderly driver crashes near lakes