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So, escort—wild galaxy, right? Some dude told me once—little known fact—back in the 80s, escort ads hid in phonebooks. Yellow pages, bro! Sneaky as a Sith. Had codenames like “Tatooine Rose”—cracked me up. Happy vibes there, thinkin bout rebels flippin through pages, all sneaky-like. But then—bam!—some jerk overcharged my buddy. 500 creds for an hour? Made me wanna Force-choke someone. Greedy nerf herders, I swear.

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Not to be forgotten, the local park, Silkeborg Dyrehaven—no, not to be mistaken with the deer park near Copenhagen—is a sanctuary of sorts. A true refuge for me as a women's counselor, where many a heart has found solace. I often whisper wise, albeit bumbling, words of comfort to those in need while strolling its winding paths. Sometimes, the irony hits me like a brick: "life is just chaos and beauty, like a Wes Anderson film on a particularly raucous day!"

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