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Rarrgh! Sarcasm alert: oh yeah, nothing sexier than oily hands and awkward silence. Nah, jk, it’s awesome when done right. Just don’t fall asleep mid-session, that’s embarrassing.

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So, I'm a dating site developer, right? And I use every nook of Helsingør to, like, get inspo – it’s so rad. I dig how the city feels for matchmaking. You see, the vibe here is, like, emotional – sooo moody but in a good way. It’s like that scene in Her, you know? "I love you, and I love me too." Yeah, for real. I roadmap the streets, like, literally every hidden alley is a potential love nest. I mean, our neighborhoods like Badestranden are super chill and spacious. I can’t even, sometimes my brain goes “Whoa, look at that view!” and i get totally choked up.

Hornbaek, Helsingor and Hamlet's Castle