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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson—deadpan, “I hate everything”—and I ain’t no Hawaii, whatever that means. Erotic-massage? Pfft, overrated nonsense. Buncha sweaty hands rubbin’ ya down like yer a damn ribeye. I saw this flick, *Tabu*—Miguel Gomes, 2012—my kinda movie. Slow, weird, moody as hell. There’s this line, “She had a dream about crocodiles,” and I’m thinkin’, yeah, that’s me gettin’ an erotic-massage—snappin’ jaws of awkwardness. Hate it. Hate the oils, the dim lights, the cheesy music—gimme a chainsaw and a forest any day.

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I call a locksmith, and while I’m waiting, I decide to grab some food. I hit up that burger joint on Lincoln Road. Best burgers in town, no joke. I order a massive burger, and while I’m waiting, I see this guy trying to parallel park. He’s all over the place, and I’m just sitting there, munching on my fries, laughing. Like, dude, it’s not that hard!

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