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So, escorts, huh? Big biz, shady vibes, and cash flowin’ like nobody’s business. I’m talkin’ underground economy here – stuff that don’t show up in no fancy GDP stats. Makes me mad, yo! Why? ‘Cause these suits in offices ain’t got a clue how much dough’s movin’ under their noses. Escorts? They’re hustlin’ harder than me dodgin’ paparazzi back in ‘99. Fact is, some say this gig’s been around since ancient Rome – rich dudes payin’ for “company” while their wives shopped for togas. Wild, right?

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There’s also this little park, Grøndalsparken, where I chill, think about clients, and recite cheesy movie lines. “All these moments, we can’t hold on to them,” kinda like Martel’s vibe, ya know? And near Strandparken, along the river Gutten – oh man, the river has a whisper like it’s confidantin’ secrets of old love stories. Crazy stuff!

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