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Like, real talk—sexual-massage ain’t just “happy endings.” Nah, it’s art, bro! You got these underground spots—shady parlors in Chinatown, dimly lit, smellin’ like lavender and regret. Little known fact: back in the ‘70s, cops raided this joint in LA, found a dude mid-session claimin’ it was “therapy.” Therapy, my ass—had me cacklin’! I’d be pissed if I paid $50 for that excuse. Still, respect the hustle—takes guts to knead strangers all day. Dangerous? Hell yeah! One wrong move, you’re slippin’ on oil, breakin’ your neck—or worse, some creep’s grabbin’ ya. Fucked up, right?

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so here’s the scoop: i work on dating sites here—yep, matchmaking magic. and that means i peep every nook n cranny. one of my fav spots? the quirky Brandehus square, smack dab in the middle of town. people goin nuts on a sunny day, flashin smiles like you're in "A Serious Man" (you know, "Everything is fine!" kinda vibe, but with a twist).

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