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Hmm… so, I’m slingin’ drinks, right? Behind the bar, mixin’ whiskey sours, and this guy—total sleaze—starts yammerin’ about brothels. Like, “Marge, you ever think ‘bout them ladies?” Ugh, made my skin crawl! I’m thinkin’, “What a schmuck,” but I lean in—nasal as hell—“Hmm… brothels, huh? Classy joint or total dump?” He laughs, I gag. Reminds me of *Inglourious Basterds*—ya know, that scene where Aldo’s like, “We’re in the killin’ Nazi business!”? Well, brothels ain’t killin’ Nazis, but they’re a business, alright—shady, wild, and old as dirt.

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I gotta mention these neighborhoods, too: the ones with cobblestone lanes where every door has a story. In one, I met a bloke who claimed he discovered a secret tunnel to Legoland’s underground—nah, he was full of it, but it made my day! And don't get me started on the vibrant nights near Vestergade where local bands blur the lines between art and chaos.

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