Hannah Neustadt (hessen) Brothel ❤️

About Hamburg

What pisses me off? The judgy types. “Oh, how dare they!” Bro, mind ya business! People been doin this forever—ancient Rome had brothels on every block. Fact: Pompeii’s got one preserved, graffiti and all—dudes braggin bout their “skills.” Hilarious! “His eyes gleam with untamed hunger”—movie line, but also, that’s the vibe there, ya feel?

So, picture dis: the cobblestone streets of Hauptstraße, always buzzin’ with life, shops, cafes – a real heartbeat, yeah? You got tiny places, like the old Bäckerei on Langenbergstraße – dang, they make the best pretzels. And then there's this park, Schwanensee Park – perfect spot for a stroll after a long massage sesh, where the little ducks paddle around, quack-quack, chillin’ under the sun.