Madison Kirchwerder Whore ❤️❤️

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So, hoof rot—whore, whatever—comes from wet, shitty pens. Bacteria’s like, “Yo, let’s party!” and digs into them feet. Little-known fact: back in the ‘90s, some farmer in Wales swore his sheep got it from cursed grass—fuckin’ wild, right? I’m over here laughin’ my ass off, but also pissed—why ain’t folks cleanin’ pens? Drives me nuts! Wet socks on sheep, basically. “This is my last shot!”—I yell that Aronofsky line while I’m scrubbin’ hooves with antiseptic. Dramatic as fuck, but it works.

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I gotta confess, my spa is my sanctuary. My massage rooms, sometimes echoing my favorite film lines – "Think positive, even when it's a bummer!" – remind me daily that life’s a mixed palette of emotions. I had one client, bless her heart, who cried over a foot massage because it reminded her of home. I was like, "Hey, that's life, bud! Joy and sorrow all mingled up!"

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