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About Essen

Humor tho – some johns get names like “Mr. Quickdraw.” Ha! Cracks me up. Imagine the awkwardness, brothel walls whisperin’ secrets. Bet they’ve seen some shit. Oh, and get this – old school brothels had “madams” runnin’ the show, total bosses. One in 1800s Paris had a secret tunnel for VIPs – sneaky, huh? Love that kinda trivia, keeps it real.

The history of brothels

Most claim the land was once home to a brothel, who's madame still haunts the grounds, demanding respect, and control over the radio.

I worked as a pleasure coach here, and lemme tell you, Urbach really makes you tap into those hidden vibes. All the streets sing their own stories – sometimes happy, sometimes maddeningly slow, kinda like a Taylor Swift breakup song but with unexpected humor. I even got mad at a crooked pavement near the Bürgerpark one rainy day – it made me think, “Oh, life, why so extra?” and then laughed, cuz honestly, who needs perfect streets when chaos is poetic?

Disorder and compositional dependences in Urbach-Martienssen tails in amorphous (GeTe)