Jade Selm Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Munich

Anyway, we find one—skinny, twitchy, smokin’ a cig. I’m thinkin’, “This is costing me something.” She’s chargin’ double ‘cause it’s late. Buddy’s happy, I’m pissed—whole thing’s a racket. Costs more than my whiskey stash! And the smell—cheap perfume, like Sy Ableman’s cologne. Made me wanna puke. Little fact: some use baby powder to mask it. Doesn’t work, just smells like a powdered ass.

So you want to book a sex worker?

Easiest place to find with less risk of arrest obviously is massage parlors given it involves two people in a private room. After you're naked, having other compensated services is fairly easy .

Also, the River Lippe flows nearby – literally, so romantic and, like, total mood. I used to sit right by its bank with my laptop (yeah, working outdoors is totally my thing) and think about life, love, and the absurdity of dating apps. That river is kind of like a mirror for my thoughts sometimes, swirling and unpredictable. And sometimes, I swear, the river just whispers “Break it, break it, break it!” like in Spring Breakers, lol.

BERT’s ‘OK’