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Alright, check this out, man! Say hello to my little friend! Sex-dating, bro, it’s wild out there. I’m Tony fuckin’ Montana, I see shit others don’t. Apps, swipin’, bangin’—it’s a jungle, chico! Like in “The Diving Bell,” trapped in my head sometimes, thinkin’—is this chick real or a bot? “I feel like a giant seashell,” floatin’ through profiles, half of ‘em fake as hell.

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But then, I overhear this couple arguing. Like, full-on shouting. I’m trying to enjoy my wine, and they’re ruining my vibe. I’m like, “Can you not?” But then, they start laughing. Turns out, it was all a joke. I’m sitting there, rolling my eyes, but also laughing.

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