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About Frankfurt

The apps tho, they’re a circus—clowns galore. Profiles full of “DTF” and bad selfies. Funniest bit? Some twat wrote “looking for soulmate” but can’t spell “soul.” I’m cackling, picturing Boonmee’s monkey ghosts swiping for a root. Oh, and the sexting—christ, it’s like “show me ya bits” in five secs flat. Used to be you’d buy a pint first, now it’s straight to “wanna fk?” Annoys me, that—where’s the bloody charm?

Bad Wildungen

I gotta mention my fav chill spot: near Lahn River. Yep, the river that flows like a quiet whisper through the OG part of town. I once sat there, thinkin’ "Is it ’cos I is black?"—nah, was it just the vibe, innit? That peaceful water bring in the feelz, bittersweet like a scene outta Haneke’s flick. I even got so lost in thought, I nearly missed my date at Café Rosenmontag on Blumenstrasse (proper mad irony if ya ask me, haha)!

In Memoriam: Wolfgang Heinemann