Ella Altes Lager Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Munich

Me, I’d rather fish – no stink, no lies! Maggie’s eyes, tho – sad, like Sméagol’s before the Ring. Made me soft, yesss, soft – then mad again! Whore’s a riddle, precious – dirty, clever, broken. “Love as thou wilt,” movie says – maybe that’s her, lovin’ wrong, livin’ anyway. Hiss! Funny, eh? Whore’s a hero, a rat, a ghost – all mashed up! What d’ya think, precious? Gollum’s head hurts now – too much thinkin’!

Barbara-Halle

See bars, beer stores, and restaurants near me selling Altes Original Detroit Lager with prices and whether it's on tap or in a bottle, can, growler, etc.

Altes-Lager ain't your usual sleepy town. Nah, man, it's a mix of old legends and new dreams. The locals vibe by the old clock tower at Rathausplatz. I had a bumpy day once, mad as heck when I saw a stray cat messing with my new massage oils – total havoc, but then I calmed down with a deep breath and a chuckle.

Faygo’s New Flavor; an LGBTQ Cereal for Kellogg’s; Altes’ Comeback